TLK GitLab

💾 WELCOME TO TLK GITLAB 💾

UNOFFICIAL CODE BURK OF TLK r.f.

🍻 BRODERS. BITS. BAD DECISIONS.

Private source control, CI/CD and project infrastructure for Tekniska Läroverkets Kamratförbund r.f.

Where generations of ingenjörer have gathered to:

write code nobody remembers owning,
automate things that worked perfectly well manually,
automate things that used to work and now "nej va fittan" (direct quote of negge)
deploy on Fridays, preferably just before 16:00
document absolutely nothing,
and preserve the ancient fraternity tradition of asking "nej va i helvete e dehär för skit?"

Build things.

Break things.

Fix them incoherently. 🛠️

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🔐 MEMBERS ONLY

Access is restricted to authorized TLK users.

If you feel you need or should have access:

Think really hard.
Ask yourself whether this is truly necessary.
Think some more.
Consult the ancient rites, surviving documentation, or somebody at the bar.
Only then contact an Administrator.
After contacting and Administrator ask yourself were any of us really here to begin with

Unauthorized access may result in:

403 FORBIDDEN

...followed by mild disappointment from your fellow kamrater.

🚧 UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE FOREVER 🚧

No guestbook. No hit counter. No Java applet. Probably no backups either.

TLK GitLab Serving questionable engineering decisions at LAN speed.

[ ENTER IF YOU DARE ]